Everybody Hates Jon Script
This episode is about Jon introducing his life in school, home, and everywhere else. This script is based upon a true story.
Everybody Hates My Life
Narrator: There’s always this one time where people are going through things they don’t want to go through. But the thing I’m going through one thing I hate to go through all the time for my first 16 years… And that’s my childhood.
(Jon walking to school, a fat, big bully drops his book)
And that’s Vincenzo.
Vincenzo: Boy, where the hell did you get your shoes from? Walmart?
Vincenzo: Loser, you’re a terrorist. Of course you can’t afford anything.
(People around laugh)
Vincenzo: Your mom must hate you.
Jon (actor): I-I don’t have a mom..
Vincenzo: Ha, no wonder…. Who would want to be a mother of that ugly thing you call a face?
(People around laugh again)
(Jon walks away)
Nina: Later Osama bin Laden! (girls giggle)
And that was just the beginning…
Nina was the girl I liked and eventually found out I like her, she tells gossip about me to her friends.
My life at school, home, and everywhere else is awful.
There’s my dad, a guy with no job…. but can thankfully live up to get money
(points to father)
He and my mom were separated 5 years ago… I was so confused I couldn’t concentrate.
Dad: Hi Jon, quickly get your math homework out.
My father always thinks algebra is the most important subject in school.
But don’t we all know it’s lunch?
When I opened up to the first problem, stuff happened….
Dad: Now what is 9x + (-10) divided by 4?
Jon: Ummm…. 19?
(Dad slaps Jon’s face knocking his glasses off)
Now you may be thinking I have a brutal dad, but I don’t. He just gets angry when I get something wrong.