Red Flag / Blue Flag Script
The story for how things came to be.
- Dwarf - Real Name - Male
- Assassin - John Martin - Male
- Pyro - Real Name - Male
- Mage - Real Name - Female
- Heavy - Real Name - Male
- Engineer - Real Name - Female
- Bomber - Real Name - Male
- Blacksmith - Real Name - Male
- Scout - Real Name - Female
- Rose Medic - Real Name - Female
- Nerco - Real Name - Male
- Chemist - Real Name - Male
- Elf - Real Name - Female
- Medic - Pukky Dirog - Female
- Soldier - Real Name - Male
- Ninja - Joe Martin - Male
- Archer - Real Name - Female
- Titan - Real Name - Female
- Ghost - Real Name - Male
- Tiger Blacksmith - Real Name - Male
Red Flag / Blue Flag
(Screen focuses on Soldier and Tiger in Blue Base I)
Tiger: (Following Soldier) I know I just joined nearly a week ago but, PLEASE tell me how this bullshit started.. PLEASE!
Soldier: (Looking down at Tiger) No.
Tiger: (Getting angry) I wll fucking annoy the fucking shit out of you for the rest of your fucking life, Soldier.
Soldier: I suppose I can tell you in this 11 minute episode.
Tiger: (Confused now) Wait, 11 minutes?
Soldier: Sharing an episode with Red.
Tiger: O.. that explains it.
(Tiger and Soldier both sit down)
Soldier: You ready?
Soldier: Long long time ago, there was this boy named Josh. He played alot of Minecraft Capture The Flag. One day he has an idea to create a cartoon show about us. His idea for the war was:
(Scene goes back eighteen years ago, June 31st)
Ninja (as Joe Martin): Hey brother!
Assassin (as John Martin): Oh, hey babe! (John and Joe both kiss)
Joe Martin: You mind if I take the red flag?
John Martin: (Surprised look) What? Hell no. That's mine. How would you like it if I took the blue flag?
Joe Martin: I guess I wouldn't like it.
(Screen goes back to Soldier, telling the story)
Soldier (Narrator): Joe Martin would then steal Red Flag while John was sound asleep.. or was he?
(Cut scene to John and Joe sleeping together)
Joe Martin: (Saying quietly and getting out of bed) Maybe stealing it won't be so hard..
(We see an assassin coming into the house)
Joe Martin: Hah, there it is.. I just need a hug from my parent's old flag..
(Assassin comes out of no where and attacks Joe)
Joe Martin: What the fuck?
Assassin: Give me the flag or die!
Joe Martin: Who the hell are you?
Assassin: Why the fuck should I tell?
Joe Martin: Well, in the movies the bad guy always reveal himself.
Assassin: (Confused) We are not in a fucking movie.. right?
(Joe runs out of the house with both flags)
Assassin: Oh you silly little scrub.. Don't you know I have speed? (Smiles)
(Screen goes back to Soldier and Tiger)
Tiger: (Happy, angry, sad, scared and confused) Soldier?
Soldier: What? (Annoyed)
Tiger: How did John get out of bed without being unnoticed?
Soldier: (Confused) Well you see.. um.. Blame the creator of this show! Back to story!
Soldier: BACK TO STORY!
(Screen goes back to Joe, hiding in an allyway)
Joe Martin: Why the hell did this all start because of a silly flag?!?
(A tiny little being appears)
Druf: Well you see, his favorite color is red, yours is blue. Adam and Eve both loved you, but he was their favorite. You were your grandparents favorite.
Joe Martin: (Little confused) What?
Druf: Your parents loved John more then you.
Joe Martin: Oh shut up.
Voice in distance: Where is this fucktard?!?!?
(Joe gets worried)
Joe Martin: I guess incest isn't everything (facepalm)
(Assassin sees Joe, and he sneaks up on him)
Assassin: Welp, I guess I can't find him. Better be on my way to blow up the house.
(Joe is relived and stands up, byforce, fucking up by standing up)
Assassin: HA THERE YOU ARE! (Shoots Joe in the chest)
(We see Joe fall to the ground)
Assassin: I don't care if this is a silly flag! My mom and dad gave it to me cause they loved me!
Joe: Nah bro, you're just mad dad left because of you.
Assassin: Shut the fuck up now (Grabs the flag)
Joe: Dad hated you so much!
(Assassin shoots Joe about twenty times)
Assassin: That's what you get, you fuck!.
(Screen goes back to Soldier and Tiger)
Tiger: How is Ninja still alive if he got shot twenty one times?
Medic (walking in): Hey guys!
Tiger: Oh, right.
Soldier: Back to story now.
Tiger: Soldier wait!
Soldier (getting annoyed): What now kid?
Tiger: This isn't a 11 minute episode..
Soldier: (Surprised) What?
Tiger: The creator changed the episode to be eleven plus minutes.
Soldier: He is a lazy one. Okay back to the story.
(Screen goes to a dead Joe Martin)
Medic (off screen, as Pukky Dirog): Dude this girl was really hot, this girl was really hot, took her to my spot, found out she was a- WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT! (Scared)
(Pukky gets his phone out and dials 911)
911 Operator: Hello 911, what is your (add the e word here)
Pukky: I found a dead body in an allyway! Please come quick!
911 Operator: To talk to an operator, please press 1.
(Pukky presses 1)
911 Operator: To speak to a real life person, press 6.
(Cycle repeats for the next half hour)
911 Operator: To get help, please press 2.
Pukky: (Mad) I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! (Pukky gets Joe)
(Joe starts to wake up)
Joe: (In a low voice) What.. what happened?
Pukky: How the.. (Confused)
Joe: NO! (Worried)
Joe: My flag.. He took the only thing left of my grandparents..
Pukky (confused): Who?
Joe: The fuck up of my family.. my brother...
Pukky: It's not cool to take quotes from another show.
Joe: Yeah yeah. I'm only agreeing with you cause your hot.
Pukky (Happy, surprised): Um.. yeah (blushing) thanks..
Joe: Also, it appears you have some kind of healing powers. Wanna help me get the flag back, though?
Pukky: Yeah sure.
(Screen goes to Assassin)
Assassin: What? I got the wrong flag? (Getting pissed)
(Assassin takes his hood off)
John Martin: I will get my flag! (Runs off with blue flag)
Assassin: Dicky Moe, your helping me get the flag back or else.
Dicky Moe: Nah fam.
(Shoots Dicky in the leg)
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